People are... well stupid

If you want to buy something, you have to pay money. If you decide that $80 is too much to spend in one shopping trip, please do so before all your purchases are rung up and your card is swiped. Please do not decide you only want half of the things you bought 5 seconds ago and really only wanted to spend $30.

Pay attention to signs. If you thought the Eureka upright vacuum originally priced at nearly $200 is on sale for $50 because a sign said 'Dirt Devil hand vac', you are on crack.

Shoplifting is not cool. You will get caught and it has nasty consequences. So I am saying it again, if you want something, you have to pay for it. Please, for your own sake, and that of your record and any decency or sense of integrity you may have, don't do illegal stuff.

If you think it isn't summer anymore, maybe you ought to look at a calender, there is still a little over a month left to the season and school hasn't started back yet either. Because oh my $12 for a pair of shorts in the middle of August, outrageously expensive! How dare they be over $10 when "it isn't summer anymore"? Do people think before they open their mouths? Cheapskates. Guess they never buy anything name brand.

This has been a sampling only, not anywhere near an extensive list of stupid people things in the past week alone.